Set among the towering pines just north of Houston, The Woodlands Resort is a family-friendly destination where championship golf, Forest Oasis Waterpark & Lazy River, exceptional dining, and year round recreation come together in the heart of The Woodlands. Spend the day floating the lazy river, teeing off on the golf courses, exploring nearby trails, or simply relaxing together surrounded by nature before ending the evening with dinner, s’mores, and sunset cocktails.
Located in the heart of The Woodlands, the resort places you just minutes from Market Street, The Woodlands Waterway, Hughes Landing, The Woodlands Mall and the Cynthia Woods Mitchelle Pavilion. From easy family outings to evenings out, it’s all right here, north of Houston, with something for everyone.
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Stay awhile in rooms and suites that pair contemporary comfort with the warmth of the forest. Thoughtful furnishings, plush bedding, and serene woodland views create an easy place to return to after a full day of family fun, golf, or pool time.
A comfortable king-bed room designed for couples, business trips, and weekend escapes.
A Deluxe Room with one king bed and views of nature from your private balcony.
A Deluxe Room with two queen beds and views of the woods or golf course from a private balcony.
Luxurious suite with separate living and dining room, a balcony or patio, and a bedroom with one king bed.
This specialty suite includes a spacious living area with dining table, half-bathroom, sofa bed, a private balcony with a golf course view, and a separate bedroom with a king bed and bathroom.
Expansive one-bedroom, ensuite, king bed suite with jacuzzi tub, a separate spacious living room with a fireplace, dining table, private office space, balcony, and sofa bed.
Family-friendly, king-bedded Pool Walkout room with access to Forest Oasis from a patio.
Accessible Pool Walkout room with access to pool area, a king bedroom with wider doorways, and an accessible bathroom with grab bars and roll-in shower.
Pool Walkout room with access to pool area, two queen beds, a bathroom, and a patio terrace.
Large open-planned suite with dining and living areas and one king bed.
A spacious suite with a golf course, a spacious living room, and a bedroom with a king bed.
A large, two-room suite with a living room, one and a half baths, and one sleeping area with king bed.
An upscale suite with a living room, a sleeper sofa and a king bed room with a bathroom.
Specialty suite with a living area with dining table, half-bathroom, a separate ensuite king bedroom, a sofa bed, a private balcony, and a golf course view.
From poolside bites to post-round cocktails and relaxed dinners with a forested view, dining at The Woodlands Resort fits every mood. Settle in for Southern-inspired favorites, easygoing local flavors, fresh coffee, or a meal delivered to your room. From sunrise coffee to sunset cocktails, every meal is an invitation to slow down, gather together, and savor the moment.
Southern-inspired cuisine
Bright mornings and tranquil lake views
Handcrafted coffee and fresh grab-and-go favorites
Refreshing cocktails and family favorites
Breakfast in bed, delivered
Handcrafted cocktails, and easy conversation
Thursday nights have a new rhythm at Back Table Kitchen & Bar. Enjoy Birdie & The Blues, an evening of live jazz, craft cocktails, and delicious dining overlooking the back nine at The Woodlands Resort. Whether you`re gathering with friends or enjoying a relaxed date night, settle in for smooth sounds and good company every Thursday from 7–10 PM.
More than 200 miles of trails wind through the forest around the resort, and the path starts just steps from your room. Hop on a bike, follow the curve of the pines, and see where the morning takes you. The only schedule is the one you make.
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Hand-picked comedians from HBO, Kill Tony, Comedy Central, and Comics Unleashed!
Wit at the Woodlands is a live stand-up comedy series presented by Script & Riff at The Woodlands Resort. Each show brings together a fresh lineup of talented comedians, delivering different perspectives, unexpected punchlines, and plenty of laughs.
Gather your friends, bring your date, or come ready to meet fellow comedy lovers. With the resort’s welcoming atmosphere as the backdrop, Wit at the Woodlands makes it easy to turn an ordinary evening into a memorable night out.
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KRISTIN LINDNER | HEADLINER
Houston-based Kristin Lindner has been making audiences laugh for more than two decades. Her credits include a clean Dry Bar Comedy special, Nickelodeon`s Mom Night Out, entertaining troops overseas with AFE, and a national Ace Hardware campaign. She performs at comedy clubs and on cruise ships around the world - and collects fabulous shoes and craft supplies for projects she`ll probably never finish.
MIKE RAO | FEATURE
Mike Rao is out of retirement and back on the road across the US! His hilarious take on Texas life as a former New Yorker, family, 46 years of marriage, and growing up a big, fat Sicilian will leave you in tears of laughter.
BILLY D. WASHINGTON | HOUSE EMCEE
Award-winning comedian Billy D. Washington has appeared at Just for Laughs and the HBO Aspen Comedy Festival, made three appearances on HBO`s Def Comedy Jam, and performed on Comedy Central`s Premium Blend and Last Comic Standing. He also spent three years touring as Aretha Franklin`s opening act.
November brings a special kind of tranquility to The Woodlands. Crisp autumn mornings, peaceful wooded trails, and the beauty of nature create the perfect setting to slow down, reconnect, and enjoy the season at The Woodlands Resort.
Fall golf in The Woodlands means quiet mornings and fairways framed by towering pines. With two championship courses, the North and the West, there`s always a reason to come back for another round, and the practice facility is ready when you want to warm up first. Tee times are reservable for resort guests, so the hardest decision is which course to play.
